Once My Dick Gets Wet, I'll Be Doomed

from Pray You Don't Become A Man by Dissonant Dessert

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lyrics

I won't realize
The one who seeds me
Plots my demise

I hope it ends soon
By the time my dick gets wet
I'll be doomed

Closing my eyes
Delays the impending fate
Of the need to procreate

Oh my
Sweet desire
Holds me tight
As I expire

As she walks down the hall
Heart sinks
In both fear and awe

Closing my eyes
Delays the impending fate
Of the need to

Become a man
Or so they say
But I pray that this need
Will wash away
And yet I dance
This primal ballet

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from Pray You Don't Become A Man, released May 23, 2019
Eric Novak: vocals, sounder organ, Hammond organ, Lowrey organ, Wurlitzer, piano, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, oboe, hecklephone, flute, melodica
Ayethaw Tun, Braden Poole: electric guitar
Brianna Tong, Celia Williams: vocals
Annie Wagner: viola
Derek Carter: trombone
Ryan Donlin: electric bass
Robby Kuntz: timpani
Derek McAnally: drums

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Dissonant Dessert Chicago, Illinois

The music that comes out of the head of Eric Novak - I dunno I guess it's jazzy and shit? I'm also always on some outta tune bullshit

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